One Foot in Front of the Other

So here it goes, first update in years, literally years, and I guess that's because I figured, why blog about something if you don't have anything to say.  Well guess what, I finally have something worth saying, hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed brainstorming ideas for it.  So here you go, feel free to take this idea and "run" with it.

I was at a restaurant the other day with the wife and we got a blooming onion.  I made a quick joke about how it would be funny if it was called a blooming bunion.  So for the rest of the night, I kept thinking of more and more items that could be on a menu for a foot themed restaurant.  Now I know what you're saying, feet are nasty and gross and nothing I want even closely related to my food.  Well, that's why this is funny, so suck it up and enjoy and have a good laugh.  Here we go.

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Firstly, I am calling the foot restaurant: Pedi's Restaurant 

• Foot hors d'oeuvres (like foot odors)
• Fungus salad
• Head cheese soup (smells like feet)
• Sole food
• Corn specials
• Blooming bunyons
• Desserts are called foot notes
• Ingrown special of the week
• Ped egg omelet
• We will hold an annual race to find the pedicure
• Sock it to me spongecake
• Sockeye salmon
• Athletes footlong hotdog (danie)
• Chicken Clubfoot sandwich
• Side step salad (danie)
• Mintoes for after dinner mints
• Toe-tally awesome sauce
• Peanutbutter and toejam sandwich
• Plantar pizza with cheese and fungus
• Diabeet salad
• Slippery nipple (danie)
• Kids menu is called baby steps
• my doggies are barking bags
• cosey toesys - pigs in a blanket